We would like to introduce you to a tiny
ball of energy called Half Pint. Don't let
him fool you he is about a full gallon of
enjoyment and excitement. With him
there is never a dull moment except for
when he is sleeping. He is going to be a
very tiny little guy. He is $1300.00 and
we feel assured he won't be here for
Christmas but he will be with a family
that loves him almost as much as we do.
If you think you can provide that love and
Christmas magic for him e-mail Mom
today. If you need it this Christmas
season Mom also accepts credit cards, all
you need to do is click on the buy it now
button at the bottom of any page.
He heard Mom say
something about needing
some tissue paper for
wrapping Christmas presents
and he thought he would
try and help. Little did he
know it wasn't this kind of
tissue .
Boy you can just imagine the
surprise he had when he found
out what this tissue is for.
But, he figured might as well
make the best of it and try
and use his tissue for his own
gifts.
Let's see now I might just
be able to do this. Tissue
and tinsel now all I need is
a box and a present to
wrap and that special
someone will be so
surprised. I am up to date
on my shots and wormings
and come with a written 1
year health guarantee, but
most of all I come with lots
of licks and kisses and
years of enjoyment for the
whole family.
I finally figured it out I just
can't do this wrapping all by
myself. I need your help to
do it. But if you don't have a
gift already to wrap I think I
can fill that package for you.
I am sure I can fill it for
you. I am only $1300.00. I
am up to date on all my
shots and wormings and only
need one more shot (that's a
plus). All you need to do is
e-mail Mom then set back
and watch that special
someone be so happy and
surprised. E-mail Mom today,
you don't want to delay.